dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

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